no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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