This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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