what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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