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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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