i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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