he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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