And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We are all done wearing pants today
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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