South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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