i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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