Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
