I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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