god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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