Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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