when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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