I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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