HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
