Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
operation harelip BJ is a go
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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