There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize