So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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