Me too!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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