I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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