Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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