who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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