I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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