He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize