I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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