It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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