He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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