My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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