Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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