It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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