So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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