But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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