It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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