yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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