doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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