just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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