I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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