I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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