we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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