we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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