I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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