your parents love me but you hate me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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