1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I love having hate sex.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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