Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
