Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
babies were throwing up all over the place
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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