I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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