Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
