Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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