i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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