don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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