I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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