have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
