omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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