I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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