wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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