He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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